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vganimefanatic:

cell113:

joshsundquist:

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard.
Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?

John Sundquist. He is the OP too

dreamsdelirium:
“ purposelessnessismypurpose:
“ A friend of mine nailing it today.
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Best. Best.
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dreamsdelirium:

purposelessnessismypurpose:

A friend of mine nailing it today.

Best. Best.

waifus-of-hope:

Just learned that there is going to be a live action Barbie movie and I expect two things from it:

1.) For it to be as good as Legally Blonde AT MINIMUM

2.) A scene where Barbie hands in a resume and it’s as thick as a novel

netherstray:

vampires420:

vampires420:

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

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1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

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ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

dorknewton:

wikihow-illustrations:

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Reblog for bountiful and relevant employment opportunities in 2019

mcavoy:
“There’s literally a tweet for everything.
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mcavoy:

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

itssoldier76:

internclarabelle:

dead-men-disco:

internclarabelle:

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

aw man writing siblings is so wild because sometimes you just can’t portray it

me and my little brother don’t even greet each other - if we pass each other on the stairs or in the corridor, we jump into ridiculous fight stances then feign karate chopping and slapping each other (stopping just before we make contact) whilst making “HIIIYA” and “POW” noises for a solid 30 seconds, then silently walk off and continue what we were doing

and then sometimes he’ll either just do the Had To Do It To ‘Em pose when I enter the room or dab as a greeting

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

my twin brother and I just point at each other like that spider-man meme if we see each other at school

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